The Dummy

Although some people get offended when called a “Dummy”, we do not.  In fact, we think it’s the highest honor to be a dummy.  Why?  Because we save lives!

Just like our brothers who ride around test facilities strapped to automobiles going way too fast, we put ourselves in harms way each day.  Although we aren’t flying towards a brick wall at 90 miles per hour, we do have these crazy females who repeatedly pound our chest and blow air into the large hole at the bottom of our facial receptical.

We are dummies.  We help save lives and we may help save your life or the lives of a friend or family member, so you better take us serious.  Even though sometimes, we don’t take ourselves serious.